Solana Anxiety Disorder

A highly contagious condition in the trenches where your mental health is fully tethered to SOL price action. Victims of SAD suffer from extreme FOMO during pumps, instant depression when they jeet too early, and random bursts of hopium when a random CTO on Twitter says “$500 EOY.” Common behaviors include panic-selling bottoms, setting alarms for every 1% move, and telling yourself you’ll DCA but actually going all-in on leverage. Side effects: dry mouth, chart-induced migraines, and screaming “WAGMI” while coping in Telegram. The only known cure is touching grass or migrating to stablecoins, but let’s be real—most SAD holders just reload Phantom and pray for the next bull run.

“Doctor said I don’t need meds, I just need to stop leverage trading — classic Solana Anxiety Disorder diagnosis.”

by Dr. Jeet August 29, 2025

Obsessive Disorder

One individual who's obsessed with another person who keeps on harassing someone and won't get a life and makes everyone in public feel uncomfortable.

I'm not a fan of obsessive disorder,it makes me suicidal.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025

Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD)

Term coined by me, a mixture of real mental problems,
“A proposed condition marked by emotional withdrawal and inner immersion.
Individuals show traits of Selective Mutism, Alexithymia, Anhedonia, and Maladaptive Daydreaming—appearing quiet, detached, and emotionally flat while maintaining a vivid inner world where they can express the feelings they cannot in reality.”

Combination of Selective Mutism, Maladaptive Daydreaming, Alexithymia, and Anhedonia

Person 1: What’s wrong? Are you okay?
Person 2: What? Oh, sorry. I have Thymic Retraction Disorder (TRD), sometimes I retract from reality and can’t process my emotions

by CreepyTheWise October 29, 2025

Obsessive Love Disorder

When a person is physically and/or psychologically abused by another person, yet they selflessly continue to Love the abuser which then manifests into Obsessive Love Disorder.

Why does Sky keep staying with his girlfriend when she continuously treats him so badly? Sky has Obsessive Love Disorder.

by Otamatonist November 25, 2025

Habitat persona disorder

A disorder that affects someone’s personality outside of their home.

“At school he was talkative but on text he was dry showing he had Habitat persona disorder”

by Waffle fries December 12, 2025

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder)

C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!

Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D

by PattonM47 November 22, 2021

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.

Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.

by NewPOV January 22, 2025