When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
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Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.
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is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021
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