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middle class

Anyone engaging in self-led political advocacy.
"You're so middle class.”
by Jamie White (uk) May 24, 2019
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CLASS

Short for: CL Amazing Sales Squad; refers to the commonly accepted reverence for the CL leaders, trend-setters, masters of the universe, and all-around go-getta's who build a brighter future and GSD. Collectively refer to the squad as the CLASS.
Can you believe how badly the CLASS just pwned Narvox??
by JJoYoyO June 4, 2019
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Class Clooney

The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.

When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
The Class Clooney caused a disruption when she decided to sit in the back of the class.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Class Supremacist

a person who believes that the upper class is inherently superior to other classes and that upper class people should have control over people of other classes
we've spent years monitoring and reporting on class supremacists and their beliefs. We're experts on the groups and ideologies ...
by Angry Hobo October 3, 2019
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Class A Racist

A person who thinks they are better than anyone other than white people. They think anything other than white people are horrible. They insult them and are a bitch. They are a usually blonde and dumb as fuck. They’re that one kid in school. If you call them racist they get offended and call you racist
Selena: This is for the terrorist attack in Paris! (Kicks Arab kid)

Arab kid: You’re racist

Selena: No I’m not you’re such a racist!

Mexican kid: Man that’s pretty racist

Selena: Oh shit your Mexican? I don’t wanna be your friend anymore

Mexican kid:Okay bitch

(Later)

Arab kid and Mexican kid: Man Selena is such a. Class A racist
by SomeoneDontAsk October 6, 2019
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Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
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1st in class

Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)
Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.

Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.
by LogangKobGetsAss December 20, 2017
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