Al

a name short for alcohol, algae, arson, al dente, alfredo linguini, alonzo, aluminium and more.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.

Al: me and hyrum smoked in a fucking field and it was amazing
Max: HORNY MAN

Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.

by catchmecrying April 12, 2020

al azlan

al azlan is a very weird boy. no one knows how to describe him he often doesn’t know what to do when it comes to girls. He’s very smart and always ends up regretting dumb mistakes he’s made. One day he will come to his senses.

friend 1: have you seen al azlan?
friend 2: oh yeah the weird kid

by You’re a starer 👀 April 26, 2020

Big Al

Big Al, often referred to as big man, he is an amazing person, he has huge muscles, he is the best at anything he does, he is the best drummer in the world and everyone loves him, he has heaps on fans.

Bob "Who is that guy the are amazing"

Jim "that Big Al he is the best"

by Homey dawn February 27, 2020

quarantine ale

The beer you stock up on and drink while under quarantine.

The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!

by Coopers2013 March 15, 2020

Al Gore

A superlative term used to describe a conman or pyramid scheme related to climate change.

Did you see Greta Thunberg at the United Nations?

Yes, she's a total Al Gore.

by AmSamurai April 30, 2020

Mish-al

The most beautiful person you will find very funny usually a gamer very smart all around nice person they will always protect you. If you find a friend like this keep them forever

That person is so Mish-al. (Cool, intelligent, funny)

by Funny,intelligent, good, rson May 5, 2020

tribgenous people al peopleindi

When people are trying to discuss tribes and indigenous people at the same time, while talking over each other. Most commonly found when writing in a shared document

The Na'Vi from Avatar are tribgenous people al peopleindi.

by W0SHHH May 11, 2020