Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.
Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
Get the Read Patrick mug.A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.
John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022
Get the Patrickism mug.This is a member of an Instagram group chat who is very legendary. So famous that he's got his own day named after him (St Patrick's Day).
Known for saying phrases like "Cry more" and "SIUUUUU". Also known for being high in the past.
Known for saying phrases like "Cry more" and "SIUUUUU". Also known for being high in the past.
by OutOfContextDFO January 19, 2021
Get the It's Actually Patrick mug.A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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