Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

tail number

Da current tally of "willing" chicks whom you've met during commercial-airline trips.

If you want to "rack" up an impressive "tail number" without having to use up all of your frequent-flier miles just to snag one or two hotties per trip, try getting a seat on a cheerleader-transport flight, since there will be lots of cute rumps all gathered together on just dat single journey, and so your "little black book" might attain a good number of entries all at once, rather than their just being added one-by-one from da random hot-in-da-crotch female passenger whom you'd happen across on each separate plane-ride.

by QuacksO January 10, 2025

Swamp Tail

(adj)
sŵāmp ťäil
This refers to the unpleasant sensation of excessive sweating and moisture build-up in the buttock region, leading to discomfort and sometimes an odor.

“Man, this muggy weather has given me a bad case of swamp tail”

by KB2109 August 18, 2025

Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.

"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!

by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025

Mitzvah Tail

When a person tucks in their shirt and one or multiple tzitzit strings are accidentally hanging out directly down the buttcrack area

Chaim was walking around with a mitzvah tail and he didn't notice

by BennBrack November 3, 2025

Texico Rat Tail

When three or more men, while having flaccid cocks, tie all of their penises together and rub each other's tips.

Me and the boys are bouta do a Texico Rat Tail after the party.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Tail

Tail can mean one of two things (Excluding the long waggly thing on the back of a dog) . In Bradford, the word tail refers to a spicy chicken burger where the meat hangs out one side of the bun so it looks like the burger its self has a tail. On the other hand, the word tail can also be used to refer to a female counter part you have sexual relations with. this derives from the verb 'tailing'.

Example 1: "Me and Adog are off to Salahushitneys on Leeds road later to grab a 'tail'.
Example 2: I'm just with my 'tail' at Pasha Shisha lounge at the minute and we will be 'tailing' later.

by Clanck November 25, 2025