The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.
Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
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Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)
Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)
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