River

A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it

For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream

by Libra lifewhatchurback October 29, 2019

River

A perfect but gay boy

James Charles is such a River

by Porn masterpiece November 2, 2019

river

hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair

hey his name is river! he must be a nice guy

by Mrs.KoolKid101 December 10, 2020

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

Lego City River

A place that deserves to be a landmark because of a certain meme.

A man has fallen into the Lego City River

by Power476 December 23, 2020

River

Has a 10-inch penis and fingerbangs everyone's mothers while eating out your sister at the same time.

River's 10-inch penis was stuffed into my sister's mouth while he fingerbanged my mom.

by CoochieCooker69 November 10, 2020

River

He is a guy who say yeet a lot

Person 1.Omg did you hear tommy yell yeet

Person 2.He totally trying to be river

by Ittybittybitch November 16, 2020