toasted scroates

Sweating balls.

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

Mr Toast

Mr Toast is the definition used to describe someone who is always incorrect and is such a cunt most of the time.

Man he is being such a Mr Toast no wonder he is a cunt.

by ! Not Jaffa ! June 20, 2016

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

korean toast

Eating ass with chipsticks

I just Korean toasted that girl last night

by Phatarse January 2, 2017

Roast Toast

When you get sum chicken hot up yo ass and it burns.

also

A girl who is really damn hot

DAMN THAT IS SOME ROAST TOAST CHIKIN

MHMHMMHMH THAT GURL BE ROAST TOASTY FIIIIIIIIIINE

by Melon HUCK January 3, 2017

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

Toast

Frizzy hair, late every day, pants to the belly button, and looks kind of like Doug Funny. Has the personality of a literal piece of toast.

"Hey look at Toasty rolling up to class an hour late."
"Toast sucks."

by LaQueesha September 29, 2012