chode academy

A school where you learn about the anatomy and culture of chodes around the world. They are located in areas like Bangladesh and Mozambique.

"It's your first day at chode academy today, isn't it Jimmy!"

by harrisolo11 June 29, 2016

chode bag

A chode to the fullest extreme. Usually used for people who drive like grandmas and hinder the progression to your destination, in coordination with the fact that you are running low on time.

(Flicking off the said driver) "Learn how to drive you fucking chode bag!"

by James4289 May 16, 2008

Chode-for-brains

Someone who lacks intelligence, says dumb thinks and in short has a short stumpy penis lodged in thier cerebrum.

did you hear what he just said? what a chode-for-brains!

by georgeoo July 6, 2006

Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009

Chode 2

Also referred to as the "Chodimus Maximus", the chode 2 is a muscle between the anal cavity and the ball sac. Although, it is equally referenced as it's chode 1 counterpart, it is usually less offensive and rude

Joolery: Suck on my chode 2!
Llarueruenn: Why would I do that?
Joolery: Suck on my chode 1 !?
Llarueruenn: No, you are perverted

by Arniargariasm December 9, 2008

Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.

John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.

by The Great Jake September 14, 2009

Chode

among the definitions of other people mention it as an insult but no one describes what is insulting about it. A person who is a chode is a person other people don't want to be around. Said chode may be socially awkward, abrasive, irritating, or just plain creepy. When labeled a chode in a social circle is to be made osterisized by that group.

Oh my gosh that creepy dude was hitting on me at the bar. He is such a chode. He won't leave me alone.

by An AFC and a Chode June 29, 2011