wood slap

Eating oneself happy - mainly through crisps and cock.

Man that boy is fat.... he is bang on wood slap

by robgreen June 8, 2009

Nature wooding

When your chick gives you head then bangs you in a forest.

Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?

Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.

by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011

Ash Woods

Ash Woods is another way of someone being completely and hopelessly wack. As opposed to a chase type of person.
When used to describe a female however, she would be considered beautiful of body and mind and displaying great intellect as well as atheltic ability. She would be the standard of a great woman.

Whoa, did you see that girl walkin down the street. She was mos def an ash woods.

or

Ay man dont be bringing that Ash Woods mess into this party, we aint down wit Hasselhoff music.

by Bigchase October 30, 2006

butt wood

poop, doo doo, dookie, shit, log

Patrice: where u going dawg?
Jiff: Ima go chop some butt wood

by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016

flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.

Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?

by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015