Cherry tree

Greggs pasty shop

Damn the cherry tree has started to buy pies in.

by Edward1999994 October 28, 2018

walnut tree

Fat man called jack wilmot will break into your house, he will steal your fridge and eat it with his elephant mum

‘Yo g I’m moving to walnut tree’

‘Don’t, that fat man called jack wilmot will take your food’

by Walnut tree December 22, 2018

Trufula tree

A tree that's softer than silk and smells like butterfly milk

Aloysius O'Hare said to the trufula tree let it die let it die let it shrivvel up and die

by Ollie20081 May 5, 2019

tree poop

The shit that trees drop on your vehicle. (Sap, juices, or anything that stains/dirties your vehicle)

Fuck, there’s tree poop all over my truck. I shouldn’t have parked under this dumb as fuck black olive tree!

by MrCracker911 May 27, 2019

tree horny

conscious of the environment, attracted to plants.

The flowers were watered by those tree horny charity workers.

by partyparrot April 21, 2020

Tree Simp

A tree simp is a tall male who goes around getting multiple girls numbers and fucking them when given the chance to do so. If you encounter a tree simp you should stay far away, because your heart can break do to one. So stay cautious of these types of simps!

My god, he is such a tree simp! Gross!

by Primrose_Mystery May 12, 2020

Lil tree

Name given to short girl

Sky: Hey lil tree
Lex: Hey

by TheJollyToast March 25, 2017