The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."

"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"

by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022

Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.

I had a sliding session with my dog the other day

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

jimmy slip slide

When you grab your jimmy and slip her panties to the side and slide it in. Duhh

Do you want know my friend “Jimmy Slip Slide?”

by Jfloresc2 December 5, 2020

Slide

Slide (noun) - The hit of a Hyde and a cart, taken simultaneously. In result, feeling nic and high.

hey what we smoking? oh, we are taking slides. Word made by Haley, Darius, and Emily

by Darius-Haley-Emily November 10, 2021

Steamy slip n slide

When someone diarrhea's on their partners back and then they jump and slide along their back.

Hey babe do you fancy a dirty steamy slip n slide

by anonymous November 20, 2021

slide

To hit someone so hard that they seem so "slide" across the floor after being hit

This nigga talkin' mad shit! I'm about to slide his ass!

by Tethyseternal September 12, 2021

International Knee slide day

Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.

peppermint scored a screamer of a goal and did a knee slide for international knee slide day

by sam12234574 September 26, 2021