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riding the vespa

When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.
by McGoohan March 21, 2005
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glory ride

1) Ride on a lame\gay\weird vehicle such as: A Ponny, Scooter, Pink car

2) A position also known as "Doggy style"
1) "Hey look! Jhon sets off into Glory ride in his pink car!"

2) "Someone posted some pictures of Fabio and his boyfriend in the middle of a "Glory ride" "
by Sidorov_Vodka January 19, 2005
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Ride the Dragon

To operate a vehicle on the 11mi stretch of highway US129 famus for it's 318 curves, known as "Tail of The Dragon".
Welcome to Deals Gap, NC. Time to go ride the dragon.
by DragonRunner August 18, 2009
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sack riding

When a chick sits on your lap, crushing your nuts, while you roll 6 deep in a buick for an hour smoking pot.
Last night, Liz was sack riding bad.
by Johnald November 15, 2005
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riding Mexican

Riding in the trunk of a car. Usually happens when the car with not enough seats for all your friends.
"Wait, I thought there were 7 of you, Joe's car only holds 5."
"Yeah, Steve and I were riding Mexican."
by el coche December 11, 2007
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bitch ride

A car made for or designed for women.
A VW cabriolet,a ford focus, a mazda miata are all bitch rides
by amatuergynecologist June 11, 2006
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Maximum Ride

Maximum Ride is a book series written by James Patterson. The "main characters" consist of... Maximum (Nickname: Max, female, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, and 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Fang (Male, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Iggy (Male, fourteen, fifteen in Fang, 19/20 in Maximum Ride Forever) Nudge (Female, eleven, twelve in Fang, 16/17 in Maximum Ride Forever) The Gasman (Nickname: Gazzy, eight, nine in Fang, 13/14 in Maximum Ride Forever) Angel (Six, seven in Max, 11/12 in Maximum Ride Forever)
The series has nine books within; The Angel Experiment, School's Out Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, The Final Warning, Max, Fang, Angel, Nevermore, Maximum Ride Forever.
The book series is good, and tells a story about six children (Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, The Gasman, and Angel) who were kidnapped from a science lab called the School. The children have avian two-percent (bird)DNA in them, giving them wings, lighter bones, and air sacs, enabling them to fly. Max, has to "save the world," and to lead the other children. She calls their group the flock.

In my opinion, the series was great, but I did have one issue. Max had blonde hair up until Max,(the book, don't get confused) where she then had brown hair? I don't recall them getting their hair dyed.
Person 1: "Maximum Ride is a great book series!"
Person 2: "Maximum Ride? The heck is that supposed to mean?"
Person 1: "It's a name..."
Person 2: "What?!"
by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019
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