pussy date

a date where you know you're going to get laid

sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date

by sugar918 December 17, 2019

Pufferfish pussy

When a tumbler bitch is so sweaty you could swim like a pufferfish

Definitely 2: when the cooch so rank that shit smell like pufferfish pussy

Damn the pufferfish pussy smell like grandma's fur burger.

by Nigga 23 September 20, 2019

Pussy Prep

When a female or gay male puts a considerable amount of time into preparing their bodies for sex.

Jan: Sam is coming in at 9 tonight...

Mya: Have you even shaved yet? You only have three hours to pussy prep!

by Mickey Milk May 26, 2018

chicago pussy

The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.

*see fruit basket.

That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018

pussy avalanche

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.

-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.

by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

pussy probation

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)

My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.

by Hooker_itsarugbything June 16, 2016

Whopper Pussy

A pussy that looks like a hamburger from Burger King.

Dante: Wow she has a nice Whopper Pussy

by Booty5000 February 2, 2018