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poop hole

the place on your boddy were poo comes out
by big penised amarican September 27, 2003
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poop worm

After engaging in anal sex, sometimes a little poop remains in the guys pee hole, a Poop Worm is the thin piece of poop that comes out as he pees after having anal.
After a long night of anal, when he finally peed, the poop worm coiled aroud the bottom of the toilet bowl.
by ARN September 4, 2005
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poop chute

The CORRECT spelling of a slang word for the butt hole.
Jake Klug thinks it is spelled poop shoot, but he's wrong.
by apple_shampoo_182 May 25, 2003
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poop tie

n. Brown marks left by a stripper on one's shirt after an overly vigorous lap dance. See bib'd.
Whoa! That crooked 2-by-4 was less than discretionary. I've got poop tie on my belt buckle.
by JTLBPartyCooperative June 27, 2009
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poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"
Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!
by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009
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poop-paster

someone whose breath is so nose melting that you would swear that they put poop on their tooth brush.
Rocky's breath was so rotten that even the dog knew he was a poop-paster
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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jazz poop

A poop that is complex in nature and irregular in both timing and sound. A jazz poop will never have the same composition or come out exactly the same way twice.
Last night I had all you can eat hot wings, this morning was nothing but jazz poops.
by Neal B and Chris S June 25, 2010
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