Minecraft

Something I would like to do with you

"Hey Thomas wanna play Minecraft?" "hell yeah!"

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring

by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022

Minecraft

Literally just building blocks but 10x more fun. Idk both kinda fun.

Person 1: Wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: And go blind from sitting in front a screen for too long!?!? sure.

by Kainokml June 2, 2022

Minecraft

THE game that makes everyone blind you may ask why cause it's MADE OUT OF FUCKING BLOCKS FOR GOD SAKES GET aBRAIN ohhh wait I forgot theirs no brains in minecraft only hearts that's why we live for. Short time

dad. You need to stop playing minecraft

Son. Why daddy
Dad. Cause you'll lose your brain
Son. Why
Dad. YOU IDIOT CAUSE THEIRS ONLY HEARTS

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Minecraft

A place where happiness is unstoppable

Person 1: "Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah!"
Person 2: "Why are you saying that?"
Person 1: "MINECRAFT!"
Person 2: "Oh... ok"

by Klojhgfcvbn June 2, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you can do anything you want. You can kill your friends, commit suicide, or even fuck a cow!! In this game you can use mods to watch villagers fuck!! I love it!!! You can get all your friends and use the mod together!! I use a different mod though. In this mod you can fuck villagers yourself!!!

I FUCKED VILLAGERS IN MINECRAFT!!!

by BidenCockEater420 March 10, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft is an exceptional open-world sandbox game that mixes elements of survival, building, crafting, exploration, and combat to create the most versatile game ever made.

You can buy Minecraft: Java Edition from minecraft.net for $26.95 USD or local currency equivalent. This is a one-time purchase. You can buy an account for yourself or buy a code to gift to someone else

Minecraft is an exceptional open-world sandbox game that mixes elements of survival, building, crafting, exploration, and combat to create the most versatile game ever made.

NOTE: Minecraft is not a copy of ROBLOX. ROBLOX is a game made in 2006. It has Circles and more Minecraft doesn't..

by PastersHandle March 10, 2022