Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

by Dewayne January 17, 2013

Italian sunburn

The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.

Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!

by Philabadee June 18, 2013

The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013

italian boardroom

Sauna

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.

by Johnny Hillmod September 14, 2013

italian bull

When you're fucking a girl in the ass while pulling her hair and yell another girls name and see how long you can hold on before she throws you off.

Last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and pulled the Italian bull

by BlueWombat69er September 21, 2013

Italian Coke

Italian Coke: Lined up Parmesan Cheese made to look like Cocaine.

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.

by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023

Italians

Southern Europeans who talk with their hands and tend too have brown hair and eyes/ white skin sometimes tanned. Some of them can be blond like Georgia Meloni (current president of Italy) or Ciro immobile (striker on Italy's soccer team plays for Lazio.) Stupid North Americans believe Italians must look one way but their wrong. Also these people make fantastic food art, cars, wine and many other quality products. including cheese's, meats and pizza. Sometimes Italians get a bad rap due too Italy's corruption, mafia gangsters or fascism in ww2. Also beautiful country in Mediterranean and friendly people.

My neighbors are Italians. Oh maybe he will invite me over for espresso or dinner.

by A700 February 2, 2023