by Frivolous23 July 11, 2021
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Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.
Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)
Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.
Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)
Gamer 1 : Good Morning Bro, Funny seeing you here in the Voice Chat Nice and Early. I hope you had a good sleep!
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...
by -BL January 12, 2026
Get the Discord Golem mug.The anxiety and burnout induced by the app's constant, pulsing demand for attention. The trauma stems from the blurred lines between friends, communities, and obligations, all screaming for notification in the same UI. It’s the dread of seeing the "Online" status of someone you’re avoiding, the panic of missing crucial context in a fast-moving VC, and the exhaustion of managing 50 different servers each with their own unspoken rules and dramas. The app itself becomes a source of stress, its ping sound triggering a fight-or-flight response, turning your primary social hub into a digital panopticon.
Example: "The Discord notification sound makes her physically jump. She has full trauma from the Discord app itself—the endless @everyone pings, the stress of managing admin roles, and the haunting memory of a 3 AM voice chat debate about anime that ended three friendships." Trauma from Discord App
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
Get the Trauma from Discord App mug.The distinct social carnage caused by the rise and catastrophic fall of a specific online community. This isn't about the app, but the volatile micro-societies within it. The trauma involves witnessing (or causing) epic, personal drama in text channels, the whiplash of inside jokes turning into weapons, the gut-punch of a mass exodus or a server nuke, and the ghost-town feeling of returning to a once-vibrant community now filled only with deleted messages and banned-user tags. You lose not just friends, but an entire shared world and history.
Example: "He gets quiet whenever someone mentions 'The Great Art Channel Purge of 2022.' That's his trauma from Discord servers. One mod's bad day led to 30 bans, the server splintering into five hostile factions, and the loss of the only place he ever felt creatively understood."
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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