crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.

1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017

Golf Crap

The equipment used for golf

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”

by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017

Crap

Another word referring to shit.

Oh Crap!
or
You're a pile of Crap (Shit)!

by @thesavagecabbage on instagram February 17, 2018

Holy Crap

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

ass crap wipe

a booty wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)

by aye boii July 17, 2017

crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.

Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.

by rachychill April 25, 2017

Crap Snap

The millennial pop culture phenomena of sending photos of one's fecal matter to their friends or acquaintances in return for the social affirmation they so desperately desire.

"Bro, did you see Josh's crap snap? That thing was a monster."

by Juan the Hopeful April 27, 2016