chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 7, 2004

chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.

1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode

by Matt March 23, 2004

chode

A rubberry half boner.

I got a chode when that bitch bent over.

by BaLoneStar April 26, 2003

chode chomper

SoMEONE WHO CHOMPS THE COCK AND LOVES IT

Jeff's a chode chomper, he sucks joes cock!

by HeAb November 10, 2003

chode burgler

one who burgles chodes

tyler is such a chode burgler!

by gary manilow November 2, 2007

Chode Monkey

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode

Infuser is a chode Monkey

by Slaytanic December 11, 2004

chode boner

A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...

if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right

my friend has a chode boner...its fun to look at!

by pochypizzle March 17, 2011