New Type

A man, particularly the heteroflexible type, that prefers coitus with transgender women.

Ed, you're that New Type.

by DefnotTurtlehead January 12, 2026

Kardashev Type -1.0 Basic Civilizations

A hypothetical sub-type representing a civilization that harnesses energy on a scale smaller than its home planet, perhaps confined to a single region or ecosystem. This could describe a pre-industrial human culture, an intelligent species just mastering agriculture, or a society recovering from a planetary catastrophe that knocked it back from a higher type. Their energy signature would be virtually undetectable across interstellar distances.

Kardashev Type -1.0 Basic Civilizations *Example: Medieval Europe, the ancient Roman Empire, or a newly sentient alien species living in the canopy of a single vast bio-tree, drawing energy only from local food chains and primitive fuels, would be classified as a Type -1.0 civilization. Their horizon is their valley, not their world.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type 0.0 Minimal Civilizations

A civilization that utilizes the energy equivalent of its planet's available resources but in a crude, uncontrolled, and unsustainable manner—typically, humanity in the 20th and 21st centuries. We tap fossil fuels (ancient planetary energy), nuclear fission, and a fraction of incoming sunlight, but are plagued by waste, pollution, and geopolitical conflict over these resources. We have planetary-scale effects but not planetary-scale control or wisdom.

Kardashev Type 0.0 Minimal Civilizations *Example: Present-day Earth is the canonical Type 0.0 civilization. We use ~20 Terawatts of energy, can alter our climate (accidentally), and have a global communications network, but we are still fundamentally bound to chemical rockets, vulnerable to extinction-level asteroids, and fighting over the last drops of oil.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type 1.0 Planetary Civilizations

A civilization that has achieved complete mastery over all the energy resources of its home planet. This means harnessing all incoming solar radiation, geothermal heat, tidal forces, and atmospheric processes, effectively controlling the global climate and weather. Energy is abundant, post-scarcity begins, and the civilization becomes a unified, planetary entity, likely with a single government or no government at all.

Kardashev Type 1.0 Planetary Civilizations Example: A Type 1.0 civilization on Earth would have vast orbital solar arrays, geothermal taps into the mantle, weather control to prevent disasters, and cities powered by ambient energy harvesting. Think Star Trek's Earth: no poverty, climate is managed, and all energy needs are met cleanly.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type 2.0 Stellar Civilizations

A civilization that captures and utilizes the total energy output of its home star, approximately 10^26 watts. This is typically envisioned via a Dyson Sphere or Swarm—a massive array of energy collectors surrounding the star. This civilization operates on a solar-system scale, with the capability to engineer planets, move asteroids at will, and likely begin serious interstellar exploration. The star becomes a utility, a power plant to be maintained and optimized.

Kardashev Type 2.0 Stellar Civilizations Example: The classic icon of a Type 2.0 civilization is a Dyson Sphere. In Larry Niven's Ringworld, the eponymous structure is a Type 2.0 project—a giant ring orbiting a star, capturing a significant fraction of its light for an immense living area. The star is a resource to be managed.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type 3.0 Galactic Civilizations

A civilization that commands the energy output of an entire galaxy, roughly 10^37 watts, by harnessing the power of billions of stars. Such a civilization would have colonized or engineered most star systems, built a galaxy-spanning network, and could perform feats like re-routing star clusters, extinguishing supernovae, or even regulating the rate of star formation. They are essentially immortal and omnipresent within their galactic home.

Kardashev Type 3.0 Galactic Civilizations *Example: The Imperium of Man in Warhammer 40,000 sprawls across the galaxy but is arguably still below a true Type 3.0 due to its inefficiency. A true Type 3.0 would be more like the Culture from Iain M. Banks' novels, or the Forerunners from Halo at their peak—able to move stars and wield galaxy-altering technologies.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type 4.0 Universal Civilizations

A civilization that has transcended its galaxy and harnesses the energy of the entire visible universe. This implies mastery over cosmology itself—the ability to manipulate dark energy, harness the radiation of the cosmic microwave background, and perhaps even control the expansion rate of the universe within their domain. Their projects span billions of light-years and billions of years.

Kardashev Type 4.0 Universal Civilizations *Example: The Q Continuum from Star Trek, beings that exist outside of time and play with cosmic forces, or the Time Lords from Doctor Who at the height of their power, approach this level. A Type 4.0 civilization might be responsible for the apparent fine-tuning of physical constants, or be fighting a war using galactic clusters as ammunition.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026