Thumbs Day

When all of your friends are talking about if they’re going to do a legs day or a chest day at the gym, and you tell them you’re just going to play Xbox all day.

Nah I’m not going to the gym, it’s a thumbs day for me. I’ve been light on cardio also so I might walk to the microwave soon.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

Thumb Fuck

To be constantly on your phone texting or messaging non-stop.

Classmate: "Has anyone talked to her about the break up?"
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."

by MaddHatter June 27, 2016

Thumb Junkie

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.

Haw mate she's a pure thumb junkie

by Rossyboy619yermaw June 12, 2016

Extreme thumb war

Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass

Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose

by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018

thumb-stopping

(adj.) When you scroll through your social media feed, and stop to watch a piece of content, it's thumb-stopping content. In advertising it's used to describe very creative content developed for mobile platforms that users will actually watch.

Woaaaw! Did you see that latest video Nike created on Instagram? That's real thumb-stopping content!

by bertmmi December 28, 2016

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017