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False Pineapple

False Pineapple, Pineapple (scientific name Ananas macrodontes) is an EVIL variant of the pineapple. You can tell because it is a blood red color, has spikes, and generally just looks devious all around.

By association, this means Pineapple society is also incredibly evil. Join Coconut society instead, as they are one of the Peaceful Fruits.
Is that a.. a.. FALSE PINEAPPLE?!?!
RUN!!!
by OddSmartman July 24, 2025
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Pineapple

A person who participates in swinging, polyamory, “ethical” non monogamy
Look for people displaying an upside down pineapple people.
The couple adopted the pineapple lifestyle and now host swingers parties.
by Mme. Coco August 1, 2025
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Pineapple

To impose an exaggerated affection of an item or an action upon somebody subtly, so much so, that becomes inherent part of their identity.
H: Do you like pineapples?
L: Sure
H: I had no idea they were your favourite fruit. Pineapples will always remind me of you..
L: Urgh, don’t pineapple me like that.
by PharmaH September 21, 2025
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Pineapple

Commonly used safe word when a couple is having sex
“Pineapple”

*other person immediately stops what they were doing*
by smokyhotty October 3, 2025
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Pineapple shalom

Single women of that certian age, who have their own stores basket to get their own pineapple at Christmas. After "trip shalom."
She graduated to pineapple shalom after celebrating her 35th birthday.

Tell the pineapple shalomers to be at church on Friday.
by The.blue.flower. October 19, 2025
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Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.
I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.
by urbaneratti January 19, 2025
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