A "perfect storm"

A lame-ass excuse for when you can't justify something outrageous, but you aren't going to do anything it anyway.

The cops killed the child because of a "perfect storm" of human error.

by CleatusVD April 7, 2016

perfect child

a child who listens to everything and anything and does everything told

"omg you are such a perfect child you listen to everything

by bxhek April 8, 2016

perfect attendance

when you dont miss a day of smoking marijuana.

"ay man you wanna burn today?"
"you kno im bout perfect attendance, light it up"

by lakai6721 February 4, 2013

the perfect view

Adjective/noun.
When someone uses a selfie camera (forward facing camera) below 240p and captures their face with the device at a 45° angle from the chest. (Capturing the chin as the main/biggest facial feature).

Noun.
Wow! Look at this picture of a person! They took a photo with the perfect view!

Adjective.
Is that the perfect view selfie that that instagram model took earlier!?

by CupOsewage July 30, 2019

Perfect crime

Any type of crime that was planned out so well, it's impossible to find out the culprit.

The guy who stole my case yesterday had probably been planning it out for a long time, it really was the perfect crime!

by rxwan? May 17, 2020

The perfect girl

Mrs. Clean and perfect.

The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Perfect Girl

First of all her name has to be beautiful something like the name “destiny” it is so beautiful and is fit for a queen. Second of all she has to have amazing features she has amazing eyes and beautiful hair and everything about her is great. She wears makeup but she doesn’t need her. She deserves the best in the world. And I wish I had her but I don’t.

I wish destiny was my perfect girl

by Kev Yee yee101 January 6, 2019