Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.

"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"

by A regular Dave March 15, 2022

Dave

the name of your friends dad that you secretly have a crush on.

"Look! It's Dave, aka Cameron's father, who I so badly want to have intercourse with. I dont care if it is consensual."

by Cameron'sStepDad March 16, 2022

Davee

Davee , coolest girl i've ever seen in my entire existence - she's soo cool and friendly!
she loves playing games INFACT SHE'S A PRO GAMER TOO-

whilst being CUTE AND JOYFUL TOO!
Davee is so elegant and I always learn so much from you!
I love davee!!

Davee!

by technoblade14 March 25, 2022

Dave

Male version of a Karen

Don’t call the manager Dave.

by AlfUWU March 25, 2022

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dave

Someone who you call for help. A person that wants to solve your problems. Usually a Karen's counterpart.

"Dave, get over here and help me out" said to someone not named Dave.
Did you hear that Karen complaining, and that Dave beside here trying to solve all her problems and calm her down.

"Step up Dave" Said to someone that needs to do something for them self.

by StepOFFGeorge32 November 3, 2021

Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021