The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
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Notably said by 'Johnny' in "Angels with Filthy Souls", the fake movie that appears in the real, hit movie "Home Alone".
Notably said by 'Johnny' in "Angels with Filthy Souls", the fake movie that appears in the real, hit movie "Home Alone".
Johnny: Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do ya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
Snakes: What do ya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
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