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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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Digital bath

Someone sneaks into the women’s bathroom while she’s showering and plugs up a toaster and throws it in her bath now you call that a “digital bath”
by Pink maggot June 28, 2021
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Lions Bath

Husband says Hey babe I think I'm going to take a shower. Wife says, Baby no just a few more days until you can I want that dick funk.
baby thanks for the lions bath, should I shave yet?
by MikeDABernahy January 26, 2026
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upstairs taking a bath

Old gangster slang that means the subject was murdered, usually gruesomly; such as if they are laying in a pool of their own blood, being dissolved in acid, were drowned, actually being chopped up in a bathtub, etc.

Notably said by 'Johnny' in "Angels with Filthy Souls", the fake movie that appears in the real, hit movie "Home Alone".
Johnny: Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more.
Snakes: What do ya mean?
Johnny: He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
by NerfButWithoutHasbro January 28, 2026
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