Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

Rap washed

When someone only listens to rap/trap music and refuses any other kind of music taste; someone with no flavor

John was so rap washed he didn’t even want to hear khalid’s new album .

by Bootybih7843 May 12, 2020

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

Washed up

A celebrity that finds it hard to hide the fact that they're lying, and it shows.

That celebrity was so washed up when talking about climate change that I thought she was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.

by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020

Homie body wash

Homie bodywash means if you forgot yo flamingo u just use your homies bodywash

You: ayo I forgot my flamingo can I use your homie bodywash homie?
Homie:ya sure just don’t slather it in ranch like last time
Random dude named jerry: homie body wash is the wash of the body of the homie

by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v= June 4, 2020