Small Eyes

What a female calls a male when she wants to cut off his will to live when all he wants to do is adore her beauty

Stop looking at me small eyes

by SpaceSloth420 August 11, 2021

Small Might

Y’all know All Might from My hero academia. Yeah, now make him a walking skeleton with no eyes, blonde hair, and blood always dripping from his mouth.

Guy 1: Why does a fucking skeleton with hair keep coming on my feed?!
Guy 2: That’s just Small Might

by Kokichiouma_dice August 12, 2021

it's kinda small.

ur dick, it's kinda small

hey man, ur dick, it's kinda small.

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 27, 2021

Small-dickedly

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.

My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.

by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

Small

A short or tiny thing

"Your dick is small" or "You have a very small dog"

by ppee July 10, 2021

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012