seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating

I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist

by lowquality August 3, 2025

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Seasoned Coochie

Coochie that has been unwashed.

My man said he wanted some and I told him “No, I’m not giving you any seasoned coochie.”

by JuicyBlu August 4, 2025

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Eff Season

The time of year where you do shit that can be seen as risky but also brings short and long term gratification, it’s like if you mixed YOLO with the purge

Damn, i wanna buy this bottle but it’s 60 dollars, eh, it’s eff season i’m doing this shii anyways

by StoleHisBrenda26 August 18, 2025

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Referring to the period of year right before “cuffing season” that is popularised by the SZA song “escapism”. The term mostly has dark humour undertones. It usually refers relating to the emotions of the song that depicts using superficial and reckless distractions to cope with heartbreak. It is also used to describe the period of the year when the song was popularised hence evoking nostalgia.

“It’s escapism szn/season coming, you know im about to go all out wild”

by Sanaun August 29, 2025

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Trench Coat Season

Wearing a long coat with pockets, usually there is lingerie or nothing underneath. The woman wears this coat to visit paying playmates.

It's trench coat season.

by Raq56789 September 15, 2025

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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

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