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whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.
I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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Race

He’s a fat lazy cunt who blames others for his shit, he should grow up and take a trip to the gym because he’s an obese cunt. He tries to act cool and should be trusted

If you know a race it’s good that you disown him
Race is a big lazy bastard
by Peachy tits December 27, 2018
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5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.
Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.
by Lesking72 August 7, 2018
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raving and racing

To blast loud music in your car that pumps you up (preferably Swedish House Mafia or Eminem), and go at least 15-20 miles above the speed limit without getting caught.
Will: Hey, did you hear how AJ got his 4th speeding ticket this year?
Jason: Yeah, sounds like he doesn't fully understand what raving and racing is.
by Fast but Safe Driver February 19, 2019
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love race

Where you live within in someone never ends.
My love for you races all the time. I call that love race.
by Delovewomen September 30, 2018
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Macbeth the Race Betrayer

A known race betraying spic who loves anime, homosexuality and failing miserably at Mount and Blade : Warband Napoleonic Wars. Since he is surrended by asslicking feminised soyboys with half wits who are also his yesmans, he isnt aware of how retarded he is most of the time.

Event that made him known in Mount and Blade : Warband Napoleonic Wars is his betrayel of normal white humans and him siding with ''Retardacy, Niggers, Gay Anime and Soyboys Alliance'' led by one of the biggest twats in homo sapiens thats known to World. Kgb the Twat.
Have you watched Macbeth the Race Betrayers recent homosexual group sex video ? No wonder why he is kicked out of Peru.

Dude you need to find better friends who are into beer and tits not anime and gay porn like Macbeth the Race Betrayer.
by bondye March 26, 2023
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Shell Racing

What I call "Shell Motorsport", a pretty decent and underrated game on the Google Play Store, car go vroom vroom, yada yada yada you get it
Caleb: "Do you play Shell Racing?"
Me: "Hell yeah!!!"
Caleb: "You're an epic gamer for sure!"
by CirleGuy January 22, 2023
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