Juh now

"Juh now (or just now)" means to tell someone to wait for a while. Same expression as "in a minute, wait (a minute)!, hold on (a minute)!, hol' up (deh)!, etc

1) Johnson, can you get me a glass of water please?
2) Juh now, juh now, I busy on the call wid someone (Wait, wait, I am busy. I'm on the phone (with someone))

1) Oye, call mate deh for me!
2) Just now! (Wait for a while!)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) March 31, 2024

we are leaving now

Price and soap are leaving now

On your feet soldier, we are leaving now!

by Spicepapi July 6, 2021

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021

Play Now

A button in a mobile game ad that brings you to Play Store/App Store, shown when they're obviously racist

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by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Everything Is A Cult Now Theory

The sociological observation that modern society, thanks to the internet shattering mass media monoculture, has fragmented into countless competing tribes, fanbases, and ideological subcultures that all operate with cult-like dynamics. It's not that actual high-control groups with abusive leaders have multiplied, but that the psychological architecture of cults—fervent belief, "us vs. them" identity, devotion to a leader or ideology, and the conviction that the mainstream is fundamentally broken—has become the default mode for online fandoms, political movements, brand loyalists, and wellness communities. The theory argues we've gone back to a pre-20th century norm where culture is just "a bunch of cults stacked on top of each other".

*Example: "Explaining the Everything Is A Cult Now Theory to my dad, I said, 'You had three TV channels and called it culture. We have 8 million micro-communities on niche apps. Your Star Trek fan club was a dorky hobby; our 'Stanny' Twitter circle that analyzes every Swift lyric for secret messages and attacks anyone who criticizes her is a full-blown digital congregation. Same human wiring for belonging, just a different prophet and a worse holy text.'"*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026