fourth of july

1. An excuse to get fucked up.

2. The perfect occassion to burn an American flag.

This Fourth of July I'm going to get so high and burn the fucking flag.

by bonchay July 4, 2008

July 21

If you were born on this day everyone wants to fuck you also you love to fuck dogs also your kinda cute

Jonny, "hey bro you looking fine af."

You, "I know I do I was born on july 21."

Jonny, "oh shit so you like fucking dogs too?"

You, "yea bro you should try it, it's so fun if you have a massive throbbing cock."

by July cutey December 23, 2020

July 13

National bowls and boobs day. Women go completely topless while smoking a bowl with a male counterpart. The women may ask the man to remove any article of clothing

Bro its july 13

by Jakson117 July 11, 2020

July 8th

national stupid bitch day on this day, any one born on july 8th is probably a stupid bitch.

Don’t get triggered over facts.

“Kiya you where probably born on july 8th, you stupid bitch.”

by ThatOneSarcasticCaoticBitch October 19, 2019

July 7

The day where a bitch was born and everybody hates their ugly ass

I hate Joseph because he was born in July 7

by Kyle6296@37”972) October 25, 2019

July 17

The day whores and pussy suckers are born

july 17 is basically what i said in the definition

by rrrapisilokisimi November 17, 2021

Christmas in July

When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.

That customer is being a dick!!! Kasey Christmas in July on this moterfucker! Bone apatite!!

by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007