De Ja Poo

Having to take a shit Right after you finished taking one.

BlaBlaBla.. Finished shitting.. Wiping my asshole clean now.. Oh no. Gota take another shit.. De Ja Poo..

by ILikeEatingShit February 28, 2011

Eau De Toilette

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

by lolicakes April 9, 2011

Sue de Bruin

A crazy bitch from South Africa who tries to teach but really just rambles on about her dry sex life all the time.

Dude that class was so Sue de Bruin I fell asleep with an inverted penis

by Gobbler69 February 8, 2010

piss de résistance

The lowest point, or worst feature of something.

I've seen some bad artwork in this museum, but this last item really is the piss de résistance.

by Zamzara May 25, 2011

Carmen de Mairena

An important spanish trans-sexual with a huge cock, she/he is ugly as fuck.

You will be penetrated by Carmen de Mairena

by Dembowsempai April 9, 2017

dolf de datsun

Dolf de Datsun is a fox.

Man, that good-for-nothing Dolf ate all my chickens!

by Cate September 8, 2003

Amanda de Cadenet

Amanda de Cadenet is a former actress and it girl, and is now a fashion/portrait photographer. She's been married to John Taylor of Duran Duran (1 child), engaged to Keanu Reeves and is now married to Nick Valensi of The Strokes (2 children).

She is close friends with Courtney Love and Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode; de Cadenet is one of the people who he credits with helping him recover from his drug addiction.

She's not a "fugly slut", she simply married someone. Did it ever occur to you that Nick WANTED to marry her?
Yeah, you may be jealous of this woman, but you don't have to act stupid about it.

Amanda de Cadenet is a good photographer.

by electricityscape January 4, 2009