Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021

Coaster Dave

A small youtuber known only and i mean only for his straight track videos.

Coaster Dave’s New Straight Track Video Was Fire

by Sem12 February 4, 2022

Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

deep dave

A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.

“All the ladies love Deep Dave.”
“Deep Dave deep dives in ya.”

by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021

Dave Andrameda

a person who solely will make you laugh in his way, an easy-going and welcoming everyone to be his friend yet he is not an open book. with his bright personality, it’s really easy to love and cherish him.

“dave andrameda.”

by A, H. October 18, 2021