COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.

If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022

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covid unit

It's a measurement of time lasting about 2 years or who knows forever.

Jack worked on that project since March 2020 or one covid unit.

by lsannarbor April 19, 2022

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Covid Gayness

Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.

WOW! Craig has Covid Gayness

by Craig to the Thomas December 1, 2020

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Covid-👿

When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666—when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.

Biblical numerologists and recreational mathematicians try to figure out some possible whys to Covid-👿 occurrences.

by Covido December 2, 2020

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covidism

Covidism \ koh-vid-is-em \ noun: a mundane action or activity that causes pleasure during the Covid-19 pandemic

I organized my sock drawer earlier. That’s my covidism of the day.

by shielanator December 4, 2020

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Covid-19

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

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