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Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart
"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."
by Bibgeans May 13, 2025
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Brian Tumor

"Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity
Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.
by sawcon May 14, 2025
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Brian

Brian is a very very attractive guy with a 25 inch cock and likes to work hard everyday.
Brian will make you Cum over in 5
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Brian

The meaning of the name
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Brian

A name used for birth

He’s 7/10 black African American and slays the biggest cock on earth 9/10 and 9/10 skinny

The name Brian usually puts fear in other people with that encounter the names of Malik or William or Daryl
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BRIAN

9/10 will put fear in the heart of names that he encounters such as Malik,Anthony , and William or Abraham

Usually people with the names Brian are fighters and like too bring up there record on how many fights they have won

Brian 9/10 has had sexual intercourse with the girl you’ve been chasing for years but also has a good heart and you can depend on him when It’s time to do a drill
Brian is just that n*gga💪🏾
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