River North Mini Van

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.

My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.

by Jgwosu April 21, 2019

dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit

Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van

by Wonky April 28, 2019

Miss Van-Zanten

A dumb as teacher who shouldn't teach because she fucking sucks a teaching.

Miss Van-Zanten

by Syuzu September 12, 2019

chester van

A Chester van is a large white van that is use to abduct kids.

Mary: look at that Chester van over there

Jane: be careful you might get kidnapped

by Calf_Man September 14, 2019

Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".

Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...

by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019

Van Triel Effect

When you meet somebody in real life for the first time, but you have the feeling you already know them, because you’ve seen them on social media

I know we never met before but I have the feeling I know you, because I’ve seen you on my friends stories a lot. A total van Triel effect

by NVM1992 September 20, 2019

Jacob van Hattem

Smelly faggot

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew

by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019