Button Mashing

The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.

Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."

by Agoraphobic chad March 31, 2022

13 Button Salute

Older US Navy dress blue uniforms had 13 buttons to hold your pants shut, the 13 button salute refers to when you grab the top corners of the front flap on the trousers and pull down quickly, undoing all 13 buttons at once, this was traditionally done before sex on while on liberty in a foreign port.

He gave her the 13 button salute

by State from Jake Farm February 23, 2022

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 1, 2022

Baboon Button

A baboon... Button

Ok, So you pressed the Baboon Button.

by Dattruenigga March 5, 2022

Button Up

To change a subject to avoid an argument.

Alex Polizzi: actually no you need to get ur fucking act together! I’m beginning to get furious!!

Hotel Owner: easy g button up!

by Joetheroadman January 4, 2021

Button Up

To change a subject to avoid an argument.

Alex Polizzi: actually no you need to get ur fucking act together! I’m beginning to get furious!!

Hotel Owner: easy g button up!

by Joetheroadman January 4, 2021

Snooze Button

A person who pretends to be 'woke' but actually is not. A fake or pretend woke person.

Don't be fooled, Jimmy is a total snooze button, he pretends to be woke and an ally but in reality he is as ignorant as ever.

by anonymous January 11, 2021