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wetter than niagra falls in flood season

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink
by the guy winking May 21, 2018
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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
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Cooler than a cough drop

Definition 1:
When a deep throat is at Watergate passing out Ricola, Halls or Luden’s to soothe a sore throat.
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Definition 2:

When someone is really warmer than a cough raise. (Because heat rises and shes hot)

Definition 3:

When a girl is a smooth talker.

Definition 4:
When a girl has good conversation.

Definition 5:
When a girl can soothe your troubles and make you better.
*Dude checking out a girl*

Dude: That girl is cooler than a cough drop.

Dude 2: So go be smoother than molasses and get her digits.
by RCCola11581 June 11, 2018
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Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone one shorter than you on December 1st
Kick anyone shorter than you day is december 1st
by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019
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more than certain

"More than certain" is definition of your result in AP Statistics class is over 1000, which normally shouldn't be the case.
Person A: Why did you write the equation when the result is clearly over 1, which is impossible?

Person B: Is it tho? It's more than certain event to happen with this result
by yeahyeahdude November 14, 2019
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Quicker than a dog

The redneck version of very fast. My dad is a redneck so I know alot redneck stuff.
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
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Tracy is better than Greg

When Tracy is smarter and dose everything better than Greg
Tracy is better than Greg when she does her action shot
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