The perfect match

She`s in love, he`s drunk. Its perfect

the perfect match = classic one night stand situation

by clip master snips March 10, 2009

Perfect Woman

3-foot tall, no teeth, DD's and a flat head to set your beer on.

God, that midget circus freak would make the perfect woman.

by slingblade January 3, 2004

perfect egg

what Asher Angel calls his gorgeous girlfriend Annie leblanc. They are such a cute couple, he also calls her a kitkat

"Do you know what you are" asher to annie
"what?" annie to asher

"a perfect egg

by ashannieshipper June 7, 2019

Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Johnny: I have just done the perfect crime!
Timmy: Wait like the one from the office?!?
Johnny: Yes Timmy, soon we will become millionaires.

by busterbitch June 11, 2020

Perfect Weekend

A 3 day period, starting at 9 pm on a Friday going till 1 pm the following Sunday, that is spent in Marengo Ohio with the bros

I just spent the Perfect Weekend at the Heartland Retreat Center with the boys

by Ryan Beich November 16, 2018

That Perfect Guy

You. You are beyond perfect. I love you so much. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. You’re my universe and I would be lost without you

Tom is so perfect, he has the charm and the looks and so much more.
Tom is just that perfect guy

by .Cat.1.2.3. December 17, 2018

perfect people

People who realize how stupid punk, emo, gothic, skater, etc people are. These people never lose an argument unless they want to because they can always think of something clever to say back or make the other person sound like an idiot. They don't use their amazing powers unless someone pisses them off by either saying or doing something dumb. Usually nice to anyone unless you cross them.

Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.

Perfect people kicked my ass. - Some skater loser

by Josh March 28, 2005