Max 2

Vibrator Sex Toy

Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?

Person2: Yeah sure.

by YesYhAHSyES] April 13, 2020

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Max Ivan

Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.

Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety

by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020

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max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.

Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly”

by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020

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Pulling a max

When a embarrassing situation happens to somebody and that person starts pretending that didn't happen everytime that person situation gets brought up because there to embarrassed/scared to admit it happened.

For example: Damn Michael you really sleep with Jessica.bro she so ugly ,Michael nah Jerry that didn't even happen .jerry damn Michael your really pulling a max.

by My.nobody65 September 29, 2020

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