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blow job from hell

When a girl felashes you and the next day you are unable to walk properly. This unpleasant experience is due to the constant scraping of incisors upon one's penis. When this occurs, "going commando" is imperative because even the most comfortable boxers feel like a paper shredder.
My mom asked me if I hurt my knee but the cause of my limp was a blow job from hell.
by Brelissa May 15, 2008
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Soulless abomination from the nethervoid

A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.

Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.
Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"

Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid

Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!
by catshitminkeywhoreloljk October 23, 2011
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Annoying elephant from sing

This stupid bitch is a fucking pick me from the movie “sing” and “sing 2”
She is the most annoying elephant ever that she went over the top with her birthday song to her 69 year old grandpa and then he died of a stroke which was caused by the excessive cause of her stupid loud ass birthday song
This annoying elephant from sing is the most annoying bitch I’ve ever seen.
by Mxtherforker February 1, 2022
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Girls from Ravenhill

They are the most stunning, funny, intelligent, loving, fun, caring girls in the world!
Laura, Kelly and Rach prove this
by Daniel Hall July 20, 2004
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miracle from the baby Jesus

Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.
Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
by Alyson Clair October 28, 2008
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a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.
Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.
by S Hussein April 3, 2003
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psycho bitch from hell

the ultimate in cunt. a person so terrible and atrocious she ought to be killed. someone so awful they couldn't have possibly been spawned by human beings.
by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007
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