flap mouthed

When you eat so much pussy you start to taste like salmon

Girlfriend: You’ve been kind of flap mouthed but we haven’t had sex?
You: Uhhhh

by SwollenCuntFlaps December 4, 2017

in a flap

When there’s no chicken in KFC and you don’t know what to do.

Ahh mate, KFC have run out of chicken, I’m in a flap.

by OxfordJohnson February 21, 2018

pong flap

The art of firing ping pong balls with extreme dedication and precision from a vagina into your sexual partners mouth.

Man: Pong flap me

by Legend 27 February 12, 2017

Thunder Flaps

Also referred to as Oprah arm. A man or woman with with larger fat deposits on the upper arm and/or upper leg area.

Did you see her thunder flaps hulking out of her shirt?

by UserMKnight March 16, 2017

flapping the beef

When a fat girl masturbates

I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef

by bryceb476 April 24, 2016

Mud flaps

The hairy patch of a Man's lower back that is just above his butt crack.

(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.

by Russian pearl October 4, 2016

crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016