Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart

"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."

by Bibgeans May 13, 2025

Brian Tumor

"Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity

Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.

by sawcon May 14, 2025

The Brian Effect

the effect is being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist or overall making edgy jokes in a conversation with someone
it is an effect that occurs when hanging out with brian a lot

Example 1
Black guy: “hey brian i ate a banana today”
Brian: “you know why”

Black guy: “why”
Brian: “cause your a monkey”
Example 2
Arab guy: “hey Brian how was your flight”
Brian: “great im glad you weren’t on it”
Arab guy: “why do you say that”
Brian: “cause you would’ve made some towers collapse”
The Brian Effect makes people edgy

by biggieballs777 April 27, 2023

Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have

Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023

Brian Moon

A garden gnome of a man.

That was a cute Brian Moon in the garden!

by Luna Lea October 3, 2023

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023

Brian

A guy that rarely tells the truth because he wants to impress people. He thinks he knows everything. Brian usually is a shy, type of person

My friend told me another Brian and got caught again for it.

by QueenBee20 July 9, 2023