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Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart
"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."
by Bibgeans May 13, 2025
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Brian Tumor

"Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity
Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.
by sawcon May 14, 2025
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Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023
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Brian

A guy that rarely tells the truth because he wants to impress people. He thinks he knows everything. Brian usually is a shy, type of person
My friend told me another Brian and got caught again for it.
by QueenBee20 July 9, 2023
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Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian
Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars
by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023
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Brian roy

An epic legendary awesome group with the members Phoebe, Coco, Nex and Lily. comes from the word brain rot
we are brian roy
by puppylover28 July 19, 2023
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