Washing The Rug

Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen

Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....

by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019

Pop washed

1. When an artist who is used to make a certain genre of music changes their still to fit into today's society then you hear it on the radio every 17 minutes

2. When you have that one friend (or yourself...) who doesn't listen to a particular artist and only likes the songs they hear on the radio or popular new songs. You are considered "Pop washed"

1.
Michelle: Halsey used to make good music like "Gasoline" and "Castle" now all her new songs are Pop washed!
Anna: Ikr! Like what even is bAd At lOve. Yuck!
Michelle: Right!! Smh my head

2.
Jack: Have you heard the new song "Siko Mode" 🤠
Michelle: Dude... you're so pop washed
Jack: Bro it's really good thoooo

by Michally February 11, 2019

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

car wash

This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.

Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 1, 2018

pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry

Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Bachelor wash

Washing one's penis in a sink, with or without soap, and at home or in a drinking establishment.

"I think this girl is about to take me round back for a suck job, best have a quick bachelor wash first. Don't want her tasting any smegma"

by AJCrowley July 23, 2019