wood fest

When a party or club is all straight males, and no females for the guys to pick up.

I'm never going to one of Chad's parties again, they always turn out to be a wood fest.

by LTrain_ June 10, 2007

Slinging Wood

Dressing nice and hanging around females with the intent to have intercourse at some point.

Guy1: What's Dylan doing over there with all those girls?

Guy2: He's slinging wood tonight. It just might work tho.

by Digitalvolt March 3, 2016

Saw wood

Threesome consisting of two males and one female; one male receives oral while other does it canine style. Reminiscent of the two handed tree saw used in the olden days.

Dude 1: Did we saw wood with Natalie last night?
Dude 2: Yes; we fist bumped during.

by Annelid February 14, 2012

lock wood

1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.

1.

Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.

by jockass November 20, 2009

Wood Green

The biggest verbalists who are all extinct and endangered please send money to this poor charity of wanna be drillas

1.”I swear wood green is so close to extinction”

by Trizzacs legs February 6, 2020

t-wood

a place where your boss goes to tie one on

where's boss?he's at the t-wood

by firewind July 6, 2006

burning wood

The feeling one gets in his penis the morning after being with an unclean women.

The Doc said the best way to avoid burning wood was to get a new pair of beer goggles.

by The Guardian January 2, 2009