River

River is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He’s antisocial around big crowds and reluctant to meet new people. But if you can manage to chase your way into his circle he is a hilarious guy with a huge personality that will always make you laugh. He is a total Dork. On a deeper level, he is the worlds best boyfriend and always knows what to do, even in the worst situations. Treat him right and he’ll do the same. But mistreat him and I will. find. you.

“Who’s that guy in the corner?”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”

by River’s True Lover August 6, 2023

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River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"

by RiverO'shea August 9, 2023

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Quiver in the river

The opposite of motion in the ocean

"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."

by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023

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River thotter

A thot who is seen on the river normally in a canoe or kayak dressed to show off a lot of skin. Normally has some type of alcoholic beverage in her hands as well.

You see that girl go by in that canoe, I heard she's a river thotter

by Coin981 April 17, 2023

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can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!

"When the chuff coming river?"

by Tis,Izla May 7, 2023

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