golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019

Christmas Llama Socks

Who the fuck puts a christmas llama on a sock?

its not funny. get a life caterina

1: Who wants to see my Christmas llama socks ?

2: no fuck off

by AlbieBaxstein October 27, 2020

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

woodland critter christmas

hail satan!

its a special time a special day its woodland critter christmas!

by obama sin latte August 12, 2021

ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.

I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.

by McDrunk April 4, 2012

A Colorado Christmas tree

The act of cumming on an amputee limb

Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!

by Sick&Twisted August 10, 2017